Real quick. For the sake of an example: it took me 5 minutes to get back from lunch to find someone pissed off over something rather innocuous.

What if I told you that your lack of capitalization offended me? Would you consider that a serious offense or one that you would blow off? Will the fact that you offended me lead to an apology with corrected behavior?

Why not? We label things correctly all the time.

Gotcha. Well I'll back off on the "you were wrong" as that was too much so I apologize for that. You and I have a different opinion on the size and power of that minority, which is fine.

What game? It's like you don't want to admit that there is a large swath of people who don't have a fair understanding of limits and lines because then you'd have to admit that political correctness is, actually, a thing. You want to pretend that in this situation: "If they are inadvertently offensive through no…

That didn't really answer my question, but I'll move past that.

So what do you call someone who labels another person an asshole over having an opinion on political correctness?

Also, this essay in response to the article couldn't have been more cliche.

OK. Who wants to explain what a 'dek' is to me?

I think Kanye only did 4 of the 13 tracks on that album.

I like to think that Beyonce gently squeezes Jay's leg under the table as a friendly, wifely reminder not to snap at KK whenever she starts talking during a double date.

I've never been so sure of someone's envy.

"All I did was Goodwin-law you all in one tweet guys! Why you all so upset?"

Oh for the love of god. They're boobs.

When did the DS get back to these kinds of interviews? This woman is solid gold.

Going up against the Golden Globes and the NFL was probably not the smartest decision, but what the shit would I know?

In their defense, you did get weirdly offended by a 30 second commercial.

Whoa dude. Take it down a notch. I'm trying to eat.

Can someone help me out with the PacSun comment? It's a store that sells surf and skateboard brands.

Excellent, excellent point.