Best I can do is a mustache.

So when this guy kills himself in a month or two will Kotaku post an article about internet bullying and how this could have all been avoided?

The creators of the Banner Saga are fighting to keep the game's name. In a statement sent to Kotaku, Stoic Studios say:

I guessed VIII because I wanted it to be VIII.

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

You had ONE job, Kotaku.

I tried revisiting beast wars not too long ago on Netflix and let me tell you, it has not aged well.

Wow. So many twentysomething kids in here. G1 >>> CGI Wars.

DQ VIII, hands down. Got a copy at launch, and still make a point of playing it once a year to completion (and often for a run or two through the bonus dungeon post-Rhapthorne). It's one of a very few games I'm still playing years on, joining Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, and Mega Man 2.

Plus, it's got Yangus. …

Pete Rose.

Eye see you!

Note: Eddie Vedder grew up in San Diego.

Total Trash.

Vedder [attempts to steal Thunder]

A nearby contestant was overheard saying "Me Grimlock have better outfit. Me should be Mrs Universe!"