“You did it! You hit a half court shot! What’s the prize? Get ready for this....A PONTIAC AZTEC!!! What do you have to say about that?!”

Lebron and Steph is the only combo that I think can work. Lebron was pretty popular in his first couple of years taking half-court shots in pre-game.

* Accidentally run the lawn mower over one of the sprinkler heads. Spend the week worrying how much your water bill will be by the time the repair guy can be here on Thursday.

“Found him....Fuck you Plusle!”

I hope Bravely Second sells well, so maybe S-E will think about localizing DQ8 for the 3DS....Please?

What show is this?

Step 1: Get rid of Austin Rivers

Dodge roll and mini map. Thank the heavens.

That guy looks like Wil Wheaton.

Olynyk was Chen Zen and Love was all the Karate jobbers

I kept scrolling down to make sure this was here. Good work, sir/madam.

I was trying to think of a good response, but I couldn't rythme "Kenyans" with "SAE".

1080p. 60fps. Female lead. China/Japanese setting. That's what I want from Assassin's Creed.

Nope. I was wrong. That wasn't my birthday. In my mind it was my birthday, but the date is wrong. Would have been a better story.

I got this game for my 10th birthday (which is tomorrow). I had no idea what it was. I was allowed to go in the game store and get one game. There were three people in line buying this game. I asked a asked a kid a little older than me what it was about. He told me it was about a kid with a sword who travels through…

After a successful game, Cobb was known to celebrate by punching a minority.

I want to read these, but everytime I start to I get so mad I can't take it. It's pretty easy to recognize when talking to or interacting with people if they've ever worked in the service industry before, and the ones that haven't are insufferable in most cases.

The ring Kraft gave to Putin. Good luck getting it back.

Fuck you for being right.

How come you guys keep misspelling "Trubbish"?