JDLars
JDLars
JDLars

I've lived in North Carolina and Kentucky. Neither one of these states even remotely cares about horses, especially when compared to basketball.

Now playing

Alien Soldier. I want to play that really bad.

Four characters. Each with unique skills you must organize and correctly time in turn-based combat. Yes, this is what I wanted to play again. Change Final Fantasy all you want, but please keep making games like this for selfish people like me.

Worst way to die I can think of? How about having a regularly used toilet snake inserted into your rectum and spun several times?

Scott Hamilton refused to be captain of a team that wasn't fabulous.

Isn't this the way Galaxy Express 999 started?

Against someone without a sword.

In case you're one of the people reading this wondering what everyone else is talking about:

"Walter! What the hell is wrong with you?! Where did you put your shirt?"

I heard the new movie "Gravity" was supposed to be like "Open Water", only used replace the water with space and get rid of the sharks.

Are you afraid of capitalization?