A food processor.

Scott Hamilton refused to be captain of a team that wasn't fabulous.

Isn't this the way Galaxy Express 999 started?

Against someone without a sword.

This is so Chuck Jones it hurts all my feels. I miss you, Chuck!

I think I recommended this for "Weirdest Thing".

How has THIS not made it on to "The Weirdest Thing on the Internet"? Tell me this is anywhere close to sanity. I dare you.

In case you're one of the people reading this wondering what everyone else is talking about:

"Walter! What the hell is wrong with you?! Where did you put your shirt?"

Why is American chocolate so bad? Hershey, Pennsylvania.

MOAR SHAGGY AND SCOOBY!

"I feel a rumbly in my tumbly, Piglet"

Bono has been looking everywhere for this guy since his hat got stolen. No wonder he had a hard time tracking him down.

I heard the new movie "Gravity" was supposed to be like "Open Water", only used replace the water with space and get rid of the sharks.

Are you afraid of capitalization?