Why do you have all those gifs readily handy?

If there’s one thing the comparison video illustrates, it’s that talented voice acting can’t elevate god-awful writing.

“That guy” posts are perfectly acceptable when you are correcting mutant half-journalist, half-bloggers from beyond the stars.

Don’t worry its not a spoiler. Spoilers should only be story related. People like to bitch over nothing.

You know what else is boring? People who all of a sudden have a problem with it. You’re welcome to go make your own Twine game.

Is it too late to run Harry Paratestes?

It’s much better than Kim’s Skyrim cosplay at the VMAs

So you’re saying your DMV won’t cover up the flash so you can get your photo taken? What backwoods town do you live in?

MMOs do this. See FF14ARR, Secret World, Elder Scrolls Online. And most notably SW:TOR, which is probably the best example. That’s like all the MMOs that came after World of Warcraft and are still online.

I can’t wait to complete every mission on MGSV via Rocket Punch’u!

To answer your survey: Yes, I dated a girl who worked at the Starbucks I studied at. It was magical at the time.

Hey, MS! THIS is “The Power of the Cloud”!

“Is It Necessary” is not the same question as “Is it Moe”.

I don’t know which is more amazing, the Death Bogey or the anal sex in the background.

“Your costume must not be longer than 6 feet...” Looks like I can’t go in at all, costume or not.

getting people who would never watch a Madden commercial to watch a Madden commercial.

The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important, and they’ll tear us apart, Morty. But if ya stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of ‘em, and together we’re gonna run around, Morty. We’re gonna... do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me,…

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.