Apparently the guy from Witcher 3 is a Jerk

Kinda reminds me of this lol.

That paramedic’s response seems entirely realistic and appropriate.

Nilfgaardian Ministry of Silly Walks Crest.

Awww, I wanted to post it D: .

Eventually, they have their own webcam broadcasting. Smed speaks into a mic: “Yes....yes, very good. Now take your shirt off and make your belly jiggle. Hah. Now...pull your pants down and scoot on the floor like a dog. Very good. Smear grape jelly on your face. Now repeat after me...”

Uh oh, Yannick, do you not get the reference?

This was intended as a lighthearted joke. I can be a sarcastic fellow!

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

“yeahitkindadoes”

Well, if you can’t ignore a cute ducky, or are distracted by butterflies, you’re clearly not as professional as you think.

If it is able to cost you a win it is also able to hinder your opponent. If both have to deal with it there is no issue of advantage.

So Konami is REALLY trying to kill themselves now huh...

The Tasharen water is only thing I’m missing from Unity after I switched to Unreal :(

I’d love to see him square off against his nemesis.

Wouldn’t a chocking hazard be where you fall under the wheel of an airplane?

"Enough with those little desiccant packets that come with new shoes and clothes. I don't even care that there's a 'do not eat' warning on them; I am a weak willed man-child with no willpower, and I am incapable of stopping myself, so that makes it your responsibility."

I never know what percentage to tip.