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"Don't you just love happy endings?"

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What about Battlecry? Or Battlefield?

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

I am saying exactly that. It's okay, I am now married to her little brother's first girlfriend, so it all works out.

I bet he doesn't. I bet he had a really hard time even getting into it and never felt he played enough to follow through.

MeGrimlock, come on...let's not be harsh. If he's full of anything, it's Beryllium baloney

Shouldn't you be off waxing Michael Bay's limo or something?

I was playing with Bobsplosion last night. First 10seconds of loading onto the beach I teleported him into the ground causing decent damage and lols. We then proceeded to talk to a clam and do the tutorial dungeon. Afterwards we get to the first town and while I stand around waiting for him, he decides to loot every…

I'm sorry for having assumed you were a Nintendo fan. I think I do alright as a games journalist, but not really for me to say.

That ain't right.

Man, like clockwork! We run a positive piece about a Nintendo game and a Nintendo fan comments about how Nintendo is always being attacked.

Maybe he should have another crack at it?

You do realise we completely disregard your posts unless their is an accompanying gif/image don't you?

Oh yes, I'd almost forgotten.

No, I will not skip, that is impolite. Instead I shall watch this video while high and billing a client 3 figures an hour, like Tod intended.

You know what would make this useful? Having it as text so that it's searchable.

yes donald was way2sp00ky4u