Everyone keeps looking for bizarre theories about what they're but has anyone else thought it might just be a really bored french guy going 'I know what will really fuck with people's heads'.

Well, for starters, this isn't a piece for people to complain about being overworked — it's a piece about layoffs in general, and why they're so frequent in the video game industry.

Another one I can't believe is not on here.

Name: Golden Sun

Or we'd rather not stare at a man's butt for however long we're playing that game.

Those were bots? Holy crap! I thought it was a group of people who just really like role-playing in a horse's ass.

I smell the next photoshop contest

Come with me and you'll see a world full of exploitation.

My rule of thumb? When it sounds too good to be true :( On that note, I sure hope FF XV gets a release date. Maybe 5/5/2015?

So what I took away from this is... Half-Life 3 confirmed?

I can tell by the way you typed this comment you had mustard for lunch. Just mustard, no sandwich.

I suppose, and I kinda guessed that one wrong too. I figured the cabbie had a heart condition and was giving people his potassium chloride pills, which would stabilize his heart, but give anyone healthy a heart attack, e.g. there was never a choice, both pills were identical, only they would kill you if you didn't…

That one was obvious, but if they don't make it possible to work out all the time, everyone complains that his deductions come down to guessing extraordinary causes for mundane events.

The fuck? I thought people like you knew about kotaku core by now...

I love how censoring something innocuous can make something filthy. And man, this is filthy.

COMMENT BEGINS AS JOKE THEN SLOWLY BECOMES REAL LIFE THING YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO (that's actually a pretty good deal, because shit, $20)

Not really, seeing how Kingdoms of Amalur was a pretty damn good game.

nope. got me.