I tried out that energy drink, btw.

You know what's worse than dying in a game?

If you'd REALLY like to see it fully fleshed out, go into your kitchen and bake some fuckin cookies.

I don't think this is very Upworthy.

I wouldn't say riding off as in a bad way, I mean Surgeon Simulator's hand mechanics are amazing, and as such games should definitely expand on that.

Oh I get it, because gay men are into anal sex. HOLY SHIT THAT IS HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE! GODDAMN I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW ORIGINAL AND FUNNY THAT IS!

Lots of things are illogical. Doesn't make them wrong. And the idea that homosexuality is "illogical" depends on what you think the purpose of the relationship is. If you're trying to reproduce, then sure, it's illogical. If you're just looking for a loving relationship with another human being, then it's no more…

I feel offended by this game because I cannot marry objects.

I think "cancel" is a too harsh word here. I'd say at one point we just had to decide that the game is finished.

Nope, I only said that even as a novice in grappling a week or two of actual training already can give you an edge over the other guy with a week or two less. At least that was how it was for me in the beginning. Getting tapped by the guys who started less than a month before me and tapping the guys who walked into…

Yeah with gloves they could at least brawl a bit, but pure grappling? Cant think of another sport where the lack of technique and experience is as evident as in grappling. Still remember the crazy difference between me and another newbie who startet maybe a week or two later than me.

This will probably be my next Nintendo handheld.

"Did you know that TF2 wasn't always a hat simulator or whatever other craziness they do now. It USED to be a fun FPS / Competitive FPS!"

I've always pictured Steam like this.

We'll we can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in our time.

Is't Octodad already married?

Well you see, they're Final Fantasy characters, but ranked.

Vivi is the only character worth caring about.

first thing that came to my mind....