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Frazzle snazzle ropple stopple fippity fleep bop.

The Dice+ will never threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak.

Is the guy's face melting in front of the Soul Calibur?

Because I don't like screamers.

Hey everyone, I smoke pot. Let's all talk about how much pot I smoke.

GTA is also known for pushing the envelope regarding sex, but according to the above description, it seems that the sex in GTA V will be nudity-free. There will, however, be some exposed body parts in some non-sex scenes.

Hello, I'm one of the Morphopolis creators. We really love the video and thanks to everyone who has commented and visited the website. We're working on the final parts of the gameplay and artwork and taking everyone's feedback on board. We're also trying hard to get on Steam so if anyone would like to see this game

This is actually super awkward for us, because we were just about to unveil a brand new logo.

Damn, that actually involves shit like standing up and opening the door to the delivery man. I just buy digital.

We Digimon now.

That's because it just launched! Here on Kotaku, we *sometimes* like to bring you news. ;)

In other, totally unrelated news, I've just scheduled a work trip to Popeyes. For, uh, work.

But that isn't Tim Curry. D:

Welcome to the DANGER ZONE!

I never said PS3 had no innovative games. I said PS1 and PS2 had an incredible span of innovation. I meant to say "more innovation than PS3". This statement is true.

A device that reads my heart rate and can record me hooked up to the same machine that gives me Pornhub?

That's how you alert for corrections, noob. At least, that's how you used to alert for corrections before Kinja came in. Not sure if it still works.

Women.....women never change.

The Only Guinness I care about.