Well might as well add in a dildo rocket launcher then.

True. Not very realistic.
COD = No female soldiers.
And not once have I witnessed male soldiers raping female soldiers in game, like it happens IRL. Women Soldiers are more likely to be assaulted then killed in battle.

Serve your country proud.

Warface is giving me Warboner.

I just used a "bart simpson" analogy.

Because that's not how it is in real life.
If you're going for realistic-esque, female soldiers showing tits is about as whacky as putting Bart Simpson in the game as a playable soldier.

Warbreasts?
I think we're getting somewhere here.
BattleBoobs!
Okay lets get to making this game.

It doesn't make sense. Guys have that vest thingy, why would the girls not wear it just to show off some tit in the heat of battle?

Warface? You mean Wartits.

You just had to make me go from "eh the kids have a pad, they aren't going to kill themselves at least" back to "God this parent is out of touch" Reminds me of my childhood friend who wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons. Boy did he turn out swell.

This is a pic from 2008. You can see the "i hate my life" in his eyes.

And it's misnamed. The "back" button does not take you back to anything. 99% of the time the B (or O on PS) takes you back.

Or if you wanted to spend 200+ on a console you could .... buy an actual console. Xbox 360? Ps3? Ps4? Xbone? SM? (steam machine)

So it's basically a computer from 2005?

LOL.
Just as I thought. "No tv. here watch this tablet instead"
Those kids are going to be soooo fucking bad when they get a little older.
"I'm 14 and dad never let me have a tv in my bedroom so fuck everyone I'm gonna burn down the school and drink beer and shit"
/exaggeration

What's even funnier is you can't even see the hat you're wearing. It's basically like saying "hey look at my penis on my head. It doesn't matter but it's pretty big"

Torturing your kids with no TV in their room?
Fuck.
I couldn't imagine growing up with no bedroom tv. If you were my dad I'd probably kill myself.
You're probably ironic though. "no kids you can't have a $20 tv in your room. But you can have this $600 ipad"

I was just wondering 2 because I tried it on a projector i had, using the xbox 360 and RGB cable, and it sucked bad lol.

1. Who only has 1 tv in their house?
2. Does gaming on your projector produce any noticeable controller lag/latency?

Me thinks Valve might have some tricks up their sleeves. Like maybe buying in bulk will pass the savings on to the customer. Valve isn't trying to take over the console market. They're giving you a "console" that runs PC games. Which will make them money in the long run.

But me guarantees this Piston "Steam Box" isn't…

For only $150 more then that price, you can buy a PS4.

PS4 > Android Crap