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    do'h forgot to take the hand out

    Amazing Tech!

    Xbox: Go Home
    You're drunk.

    Lol @ you trollin

    you're exclusives?
    You are exclusives?
    POST INVALIDATED.

    Make sure to try Arma III for Xbox 360 and Ps3. Because you get games this massive right? Oh no, Call of Duty? Well darn.

    3 average kids. haunted mansion. elvis impersonating ghost. magic powered beetle borgs. Holy shit they were just throwing out random things.

    Giant mike tyson. abandoned carnival. 3 teens. monkey ninja powers. aliens?? Ninkey Space Patrol! we have a new kids show.

    Eh.

    It's still real to him, dammit!

    So any Born American who becomes a citizen of Japan is a traitor to America!? The sons a bitches!

    Woah, don't get all prejudice up in here lady.

    Nah, that'd be like reading PS4 as Playstation

    "xbox on" "give me a sprite" "mommy don't touch there nooo"
    All commands Xbox Kinect 2.0© can use while being in it's Sleep State©.
    Xbox One© Hell of A Ripoff.

    They should just rename it Wii-u2. At least the stupid soccer moms would be like "hey I like u2. Bono is so nice"

    Lower resolution graphics?

    Note: I should have read the article, where he states what I just said about calling a wii-u a wii.

    wii-u wii-u wii-u —- the sound of nintendos ambulance coming to take this gaming system to the hospital. But it'll probably be, dead on arrival :(

    NOTE: SHE SAYS 32GB WII.
    Not Wii-u.

    See Nintendo!? You fucked up.