I'm sure waterboarding would work. Plus, the kid gets a bath at the same time!

Yo, babies and cats, I'm really happy for you...I'mm'a let you finish, but

Is "night-vacuuming" another term for blow job? If not, it should be.

Also, the costume can't even transform. The fuck is this shit? WORST COSPLAY EVER.

Watching Jezebel try to write about science is like watching a kitten play with a ball of yarn.

I used to get those trick or treating as well. Good times!

Thanksgiving still is the champion of all holidays. "Oh, you gorged yourself on delicious turkey and stuffing? Here, have some goddamn pumpkin pie on top!!!"

Sweetie, I've gone through high school, an undergraduate program, an M.A. program, and now a doctorate as well as multiple employers and a few relationships. I can assure you I've done just fine and I've done it without shitting on an entire culture.

No one is crying about men being left out, just the fact that the study specifically said both sexes look at womens bodies. The article is misleading purely for pageviews.

"But it's not only men who are focusing on women from the neck down; women do it to each other, too,"

Why call out men in the title if both the article and the study each go on to say it an issue that both sexes are guilty of?

#corrections #niceheadline #evenbetterart

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

She is apparently a fucking warrior at the SCOTUS gym. I want a gold statue. And a cape. And a jaunty cap. And some kittens. And flames coming out of her fierce brain!

OMG I love "Blergh" but "Balls" is the ultimate dance song of summer.

Feds to Rick Perry:

It's a symbolic set of ripped abs, to represent her intellectual ass-kicking prowess.