He figured it out quicker than I did when commented on an article about physical appearance.

Yet again, NBC is...

Actually, it fits with the article:

You're a dude if you say you're a dude.

The American dream is to work hard and achieve success. But as all minorities who achieve success learn very fast, you're then somehow no longer considered "a real American." i.,e. Obama, Miss America. Most people do not consider themselves racists but as soon as a minority achieves something a White person is not…

This is how the Indian justice system works. Find someone, bring them into the police station, beat them and torture them until they confess. NO one should celebrate the conviction of anyone in India, and especially not their execution, when none of the protections for the defendants that we recognize in American as…

Is the younger guy taking the rap for the older men? Are the police covering things up? Didn't seem to work very well, since the people not taking the rap for the most brutal part just got the death penalty. Those police must be kind of dumb. But rest assured, I'm sure they're executing the right men. Police and…

"People who admit to that struggle are not hypocrites."

"I'm against the death penalty! Except, you know, for the REALLY bad people, or when it will make me feel better."
-Jezebel readers

This guy needs a dose of Leslie Knope!

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Everyone say it with me now: correlation does not equal causation!

I seriously have to post this gif once a week.

I miss "Animaniacs."

Home Alone 2 taught me it was okay to walk to up vagrants covered in animal feces and give them a big hug.

Doug! A 50 Shades post and no mention of my epic petition to get Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in this movie? ALMOST 150 signatures!!! WE ARE SO CLOSE!!!

The sarin probably makes the blood of the innocents unusable for vampires.