Aside from them being disease-ridden birds, it is worth noting they have exceptional sight! From the exceptionally brilliant QI:

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It's just a matter of time before the mob moves into town.

I wish my Dandie Dinmont Terrier would be this excited too! He just stands in the water and waits for the whole ordeal to be over. Haha!

You should take out the note spelling out the joke, it takes away from the funnies

Sorry I missed the satire. I'm chalking it up to a groggy morning.

D'oh! Missed it.

Dude, Katie WTF? Do you not keep up with current events? Having said that, where is your article about all the selfies of Eva Braun?

How about a positive response instead of shitting on the kids' musical, jerk-face?

I have expected to see the bears twerking after hitting that pole.

And it ain't even my birthday!!!

I think that's the job where you are the official computer troll of your area?

Here, here! The Spurs are a class act and play the game for its own sake.

Almost didn't recognize Nicki, but she looks good. When are y'all going to cover the fashion from the BET Awards?

"(on Perry Island, the only music will be loud and the only mode of transportation will be go-kart)."

I don't know...that sounds a lot like Perry bought Koopa Troopa Beach. Probably using mushrooms and leaving banana peels everywhere; what a jerk!

Good. Now let's move on to the next trend: people in wacky hats!!!

One can only hope as much. Sweet article BTW!

Oh, I was being silly and inferring that, by your screen name, you are a cat that keeps the dogs/humans in line. I regret nothing.

Sounds like a kitty feels threatened by some domestic competition. ;)