Tell me, what steamy novel did you come back from?

Dude(tte), cool it. Judge us all you want on our food, our celebrities, or our films, but never pronounce such generalizations based on the choice of the idiotic-elected few. Must be easy to hide behind your internet without disclosing your location, coward.

I hope she, at least, donated her hair to cancer survivors or gave a lock of it to her boyfriend.

Haha! I actually had to wiki "Epona" as that name reminds me of Link's noble steed. It's great to learn!

Before I Forget - Slipknot

Actually there a guy I work with that uses paper towel to touch his junk, then flushes twice. I can understand minimizing skin-to-skin contact, but flushing twice? Am I missing something? Seems like a waste at that point.

As a microbiologist, I call bullshit. Why would there be fecal bacteria on your penis unless you participate in some weird ritual that makes you touch your penis to your butt. There is a reason why they are called fecal bacteria; because it comes from your feces. Granted if you go #2, then yes, please do wash your…

"Kaioken x10!" is what you ought to yell after you leave the loo.

Easy now. Not all of us think as the goldfish-brained governor do.

I think the real question is "What happens when an Asian tries to make themselves Asian?"

"...and the United States may be the home of the free and the land of the brave..."

Um...maybe it's just me, but who cares?

Was anyone else wondering if the carpet matches the drapes?

Uh, that could be anyone, gay or straight, male or female, child or adult. From this commercial I saw that some humans don't mind being messy and some like to be tidy. There's nothing between those lines you're reading.

I'm not a very materialistic person, so I usually get my watches from Wal-Mart. I don't know the brand of the particular watch I own, but it tells time, the date, is a stopwatch, illuminates, and is waterproof up to 165 ft. Basically, it's good to know I can treat my watch like a red-headed step child because it's…

Don't forget men can get breast cancer too, albeit much less frequent in occurrence, but women will never get prostate cancer. Plus I think it would be freakin' hilarious to see a woman/man wearing a bracelet or shirt that says "I <3 (insert euphemism)".

Wait did Laura just mention Movember is about raising awareness for prostate cancer and then go on to whine about how women can't participate? Anyone else see the irony?

Actually, I do find it highly disgusting when Heff steps out with a new lady. In general, male or female, I think it just looks weird to see someone 65 with their younger partner, say 26 +/- a couple of years. Granted, men do get away with cradle-robbing, but either way, the cub/cubette can also work that to their…

Since we're making generalizations, might I add another to the pot? "Never trust a woman with more than 3 cats."

It's good to see that Courtney Stodden's dad is concerned with her health.