Do they use some sort of egg substitute in icecream cookie dough then? Isnt eating raw eggs slightly dangerous?

This is one of those things I'd think about doing while stoned... but never actually follow through on it.

I wouldn't be surprised at this. People are so cynical about food these days: "Taco Bell isn't real beef!" (yes, it is), "McDonald's chicken is really pink goo!" (no, it's not), "fast food burgers don't rot!" (yes, they do), and now "OMG cookie dough makes cookies!"

People need to stop being so paranoid.

174 for me, tough game. Makes my pubes fall out from stress

Reminded me of Mike Tyson's cure for Angry Birds addiction.

Vat19 did it already, for $30:

Why does this make me sad?

Seriously, this is horror movies start.

I wonder how broken it is? It'd be kinda cool to see someone go "toss a rope on it", clean it up, and get a giant yacht for nothing more than the cost of upkeep and refitting (still pretty substantial, sure, but compared to buying a yacht of that size ready to go it's not bad)

Do you guys have something against India?

It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp!

"Graphics coder figures out way to ruin years of work by outstanding artists with a single button push"

You could make a lot of real porn with that budget

Yeah, last week I bough a 500$ electric guitar, but I could not play anything decent with it! Should I sue Fender for my lack of musical talent?

I'm waiting for you to discover cookbooks, so you can mock them for promising too much to laymen cooks with the pictures.

maybe your just a shitty artist...

This reminds me when I bought my first plasma...a 42" EDTV (enhanced definition) and being told it was almost as good as high def...totally got suckered into that one.

thank you very much dear Andrew for your beautiful corner in the Gizmodo section.