By the Gods this theory would actually give the derp-lensflare model a viable sense. I could actually swallow that, exhaust vents for less stable crystals.
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If a matchmaking lobby pits you in a 4v1 (maybe it bugged) no one's interested. Either side. There's no "game" there. Skills shots and falcon punches and hail mary's are teh pwn; a one-sided massacre against a novice isn't pwning, it's a waste of my time, and the matchmaking needs to give me at least a little…
They're surely familiar thoughts, this may not even be his first time.
Whee!
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Overly pink catgirl? Don't care.
I love the greco-roman touches.
"Yes mom, we got sponsored, that means we're big-time now."
>this car is fugly
GTAV depicts violence, period. Players are invited to kill anything even remotely an obstacle. Trying to highlight specifics is just more victimplay.
11/11 is also Single's Day in China. There's probably a long list on wikipedia for such an exploitable date. Single's Day carries significance of a very measurable sort, though:
You can call ordinary fans "losers". The guy in an ita-shirt. The guy watching it on the train. The guy with a decal on his laptop, or maybe it's his wallpaper.
He can't map out several seconds of it (yet) but to have that hand-eye link at all is amazing, his brain has already equated on-screen conditions to the corresponding controls, it's internalized. I've seen grown men (well, usually women) that have to consciously translate actions and watch the screen for correction.
THEY HIRED A DOG
Falcon Punch is more glorious, but it's sort of a joke in an expert's set, it telegraphs harder than diamonds. It's hilarious, it's badass, but no one actually uses it.
When your opponent hunches over in seeming pain, then belches out a stink so rancid it could start a fire, you worry about his next offensive strategy.
I bet he can turn that echo filter on and off at will just by doing a throat flourish.
Wow. We're like four or five reposts deep from the original video page.