Lol. I figure it’s the day before thanksgiving and I’m drinking at 10 in the morning. What better time to bust out the nerd trolling.

“The World Chess Federation (FIDE) announced that his abrupt exit could cost him 10 percent of his winnings, which could delay his anticipated move out of his mom’s basement by up to 6 months.”

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Bingo. I’m pretty sure Simmons knows better than any of us whether Grantland, minus ESPN, was financially viable. Since he didn’t do Grantland v.2, I assume it isn’t.

I very distinctly remember him writing in an article (perhaps even for Page 2) that if was still only writing in ten years to kill him. He always saw it as a means to an end. I just don’t think anyone else saw that because it was his best talent. Granted he’s done a lot more than “just” write since then, but I don’t…

Everything on the Ringer feels like it was turned in half written.

Zach Lowe has almost ruined NBA writing for me. Any other NBA article I read I am SO wishing it was in Lowe’s writing style and voice.

America is populated by idiots.

Procrastinate. Find this article in a series of random clicks. Read it. GUILT.

Or all the dongles for your Apple devices !!!

It’s not stanced - it’s dunced.

Shep, talk me into a voyage even though I own a paperwhite.

Shep, talk me into a voyage even though I own a paperwhite.

Yeah, we’ve written all about it! Here are some posts that should help:

It’s not new age bullcrap — it’s called “emotional intelligence.” Without it you grow up to be a miserable asshole leaving unnecessarily negative comments on Kinja.

Drunk Lives Matter

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

The real problem is why, exactly, is the NFL handing out suspensions for off field criminal activity in the first place, as if they are some stand in judge and jury for when a case slips through the cracks legal system? The problem is that it establishes the totally ludicrous scenario where the NFL and the public have…

A/S/L?

The only reason Tebow hasn’t gotten a hit is because the Liberal Mainstream Media is rigging his at-bats.

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.