Sudafed is one of the main ingredients of meth too, which is why they make you show your ID if you want to buy it.

So. Fucking. Disturbing.

"Whoosh!" Right over your head.

Is 'sons' the new 'schools'?

Ugh, who puts a nose on their smiley faces?

Listening to that guy scream in agony as he laid there at the bottom of the half-pipe was horrifying.

I love Pete Dexter's work. I have Paper Trails and it's an excellent read.

"Hey, you guys want to take a shower, play some beach volleyball, and then take a shower again?"

At least they aren't that glowing Chernobyl-reactor-core-red anymore.

To be honest, I don't think the judges themselves know how the scoring works half the time.

It means 'Did Not Finish', as in they slid off the course or fell or what have you.

I'm not going to calculate rates for the last ten years to "win" an internet argument with you so I guess you sure showed me. But saying "Despite the relatively high number in Vancouver, there is no indication that this is part of a larger trend" is rather disingenuous, isn't it? What's your explanation for it then,…

"Altitude"

How about mentioning that there were 15 DNFs at the Vancouver Olympics for the Women's Super G?

Send him to a US prison for a month and by the time he gets back to Norway he'll be happy with a deck of cards and a calculator.

Gang symbols at the Olympics?!?!?! Won't someone think of the children!?

Also, they're hideous. That grey circle in the crotch area is really helpful in drawing attention to whether or not any of the women's team have a camel toe.

Rich people buying things they would otherwise have no legal right to is a time-honored tradition!

Was the mannequin seized in the raid? Or did the police just have this mannequin laying around? Did they have to run to the local department store and ask to borrow one? So many questions!

Rule 21, section a: Non-Olympian participant on the field of play. Punishment: Disqualification of entire country with extreme prejudice.