One half is white. The other half is a different kind of white. Armenian is an ethnicity, not a race. White, white, white.

For fuck’s sake, people. Cats don’t carry the UGT1A6 gene. In plain English? They can’t metabolize plant toxins. You’re going to trash their liver or kidneys and that is NOT a nice way to die. I’m not saying we shouldn’t investigate alternative forms of arthritis relief, but don’t impose your uncontrollable pot habit…

I know ill proably get killed for this but isnt this kind of like what hillary did. She had classifed email going to her home server. I mean the guy didnt sell or leak the information. Maybe he just wanted to work from home. Ps i hate trump.

Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.

I’m in my late 30s, have had a lot of good sex, and still can’t use a tampon. I can get it in there but I can feel it the entire time and it hurts when I sit, etc. Not sure what that’s about but I’m just glad my periods are light and brief so it’s not a huge issue.

Have any of us been the same since Prince died?

Saying there’s a new book about the Mitford sisters is a bit like sharing the breaking news that the sun rose again.

Botched paperwork? No, clearly we’re looking for a pair of (possible Transcendentalist, idk what they thought of their son’s work) zombies.

I don’t know. She’s an international superstar gearing up for what looks like to be ugly custody battle. Doing everything in her power to contain the damage doesn’t seem particularly odd (or suspicious) to me.

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

I mean, I get that. But at some point we’re going to have to divorce ourselves from the biological imperative to keep breeding.

That may be the most perfect man I ahave ever seen. He looks like a real-life Disney Prince.

you do not touch maddox

Maybe it’s just me, but I have a very hard time picturing someone being married to Angelina Jolie and cheating on her with Marion Cotillard. I’m not saying Marion Cotillard isn’t beautiful, but she’s not Angelina Jolie.

Today’s winner:

What did those sharks do to deserve this ill-treatment?

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

I’ll have you know, historically everyone actually was categorized as either good, bad, or ugly.

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