You didn't see it? Must have zoomed right past your eyes.

This pic must have been taken shortly after our move...

The other cats are never going to let this cat live it down. He has dog blood. Forever sullied. Every time he shows up, they're going to be like 'Hey Mike, how's it going—fetch any good sticks lately?' And then all the cats will just explode in laughter, leaving poor Mike to slink away in shame and frustration,…

I HAVE BOOKS TOO! AND A CAT! LOVE ME!!!

I'm giving this some side-eye. This is the Instagram equivalent of making sure you hold your book at an odd angle on public transportation or in a coffee shop so everyone can see you're reading Camus. Coz you're deep like that.

I say that with full knowledge that if I went to photograph my primary book shelf it would…

Why does Oprah keep interrupting her?

You know what would be great? If Jezebel also lambasted all the shitty things they do against women. If LL killed herself this morning you know we would have a piece on here decrying just this form of "too effing involved" gossip journalism. SO lets beat the band and just have one half of Jez correct the other.

California Civil Code Section 1941.1

The best part of this is that the cat knows the show has a bird, and knows when it comes of screen. Cats are amazing.

That is a fantastic name for a cat. We had Lord High Chamberlain Scrambles Bootle-Wilbraham IV, Sixth Viscount of Mulgrave, but my S.O. at the time refused to ever call him by his full name. Disrespectful.

Archduke Maximilian von FluffyPants tolerates you as long as you don't try to rub the belly. RESIST.

Relevant.

Don't take it so purrsonally.

Seems like a fitting time to share this internet gem...

No. They are crazier and bossier than other cats.

See, this is why it is impossible to herd cats effectively. Even their DNA won't toe the line.

I love my tortie even though her genes poorly applied her eye liner.