I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

Allergic to red > Allergic to crunchy

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Violently awful writing is so much more interesting than barely passable writing...

Anastasia refers to her ass as her "behind," her vagina as her "sex." Her juvenile exclamations of "Jeez!" and "Oh, my!" and "Hmmm" are interspersed with the least specific descriptions of Christian Grey—the guy who threatens to beat her up for mouthing off or misbehaving—as the hottest man in the history of…

This is amazing and was kind of exactly my experience reading the books. Yes, all three. I was bedridden with stomach flu and someone sent me the PDFs. I read the whole fucking thing and I was like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. These books are like some disgusting fried appetizer you get at Chilis or TGI Fridays that you…

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

The only time I had the misfortune of seeing one of those, I almost ran off the road and directly into the protest. I doubt a jury would have convicted me.

Of course it is.

Freakonomics did a story where they found a huge drop in crime 18 or so years after abortion became legal.

Related: my son refers to individual strangers as "humans" rather than people, girls, boys, men, or women (i.e. "Look at that human over there with the blue shirt"). He also refers to strange animals as friends ("Look at that squirrel friend on the deck"). So not only are age and gender irrelevant to him, he feels…

But can we all stop using "woman" as an adjective, please? Elizabeth Warren is a female senator. Or a woman who is a senator. Not a woman senator.

OH MY GOD, THIS IS EVERYTHING

THAT IS A REALLY GOOD POINT. So, not so much an exception as another manifestation of straightwhitedude privilege?

I just looked at the Twitter results for "female." Brain bleach pls