In fairness: the investigation was underway when I started writing the story, and all the victims and their families spoke warmly of Detective Collett, the officer assigned to their case. They were really unhappy with Norman High School administrators, though, who they believed didn't do enough to put a stop to the…

Well, yeah, but the big snip is permanent birth control. Men need a non-permanent option.

Penis, testicles, it's not like there's a vas deferens.

(PUNS!)

The USA needs to get Vasalgel approved ASAP. It is safe and designed to be reversible. Let dudes worry about birth control for once.

Can't stop imagining a great name for a pub: The Happy Boner

"Oh, but he's just concerned for her health! It's flattering!"

Nothing like getting a message from a man your grandfather's age declaring you unfappable to motivate you to those Baby And Me yoga classes, amirite, ladies?

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I'm several decades older than you but it doesn't stop me from thinking about you when I fap. What does stop me is your physical appearance. Please restore yourself to your former fappability at once, because this is the primary purpose of a newspaper columnist."

I'm going to write to every fat male public figure I can find. "What a disappointment! What does your wife think? Did you first get her approval, before you decided to let yourself run around looking like that? I'm sure she would appreciate it if you lost weight. We look forward to a whole series of tweets, Facebook…

It definitely exists in Germany, though we don't have a specific term for it as far as I know. The idea of pregnant women being mentally all over the place in various ways is definitely prevalent here!

As a Jezzie: Nope, good article, well reasoned responses. Often we'll object to talk of being "friend-zoned" because it means that the girl in question is being "girlfriend-zoned," which generally indicates an attitude of entitlement etc.

Because "the Friend Zone" implies active participation from the other side. "I got Friend-Zoned." "She put me in the Friend Zone".

At best, you get the passive voice - "I got stuck in The Friend Zone".

You never hear someone say "I Friend Zoned myself".

You said once, "Hateviews are pageviews." Changed mah life.

I'm SO MAD that this guy is giving advice so us ladies can stop hearing the "friendzone" bitch from guys! And telling a guy to communicate with his girlfriend to spice up their relationship! That makes me SO—-no, wait, I'm thinking of happy. My mistake.

Because the term "Friend Zone" implies a) that it's done maliciously and b) that being friends is the fail state of attraction.

Being told that being friends is the worst thing ever to happen to a guy is pretty damned insulting.

Folks are more likely to complain about what Jezebel is gonna do than Jezebel is to complain about an article.