The German social contract states that on NYE, there will be fireworks. Thou shalt spent at least half your December salary on fireworks.
Since they went overboard on 2000, where I was one of the millions of people who had direct, close body contact with a red rocket during explosion...I cannot handle it. Not even a…

Go, Abby, Go!

While I agree that most shows are not great on CBS...I LOVE NCIS, with their relatively good representation of women. Abby and Ziva forever. The only thing I really dislike on NCIS is that most women die...The female boss, the first female agent, the wife of Leon...Not to mention that Mcgoogles Gf ended up in a…

I actually wish for socks from my mom. She knits then herself, and sometimes I can pick the color. Who else can say they own neon-yellow, grey and purple melange, or turquoise-teal wooly socks to wear inside their doc martens to have warm feet during heavy snowfalls?

No shit. And what else could have been possibly the reason I married after 18 years, now age 37: I MUST BE PREGNANT!

Its hard to buy presents when you have no money. I am not really poor, yet I have not seen a paycheck of my own for one year. I live off a government credit for students atm, which is glorious 50 NZD a week. Which I have to pay back, together with the student fees they paid for me, once I finish. So yes, tell me again…

When your perineum rips apart during birth, you definitely do not need to worry about the hymen AT.ALL.

She can do whatever she wants...unless she is forced to do it. If she would suddenly decide to stop being naked, and everybody complains about that she stopped, and her music would not sell...until she gets naked again, now that would be a problem.

Well, using female names to insult men is not new (words with P, C, B and having to hand in their mancard or called balls-less come into mind).

yeah, nothing says detox like chugging shakes and then doing a face lift with Botox (botulinum toxin) O.o

I bet it is because they feel invisible. For some (not all), the catcalling is a way of "give me attention!" cries. Because men are not allowed to get validated by other men (else they are emasculated), only by really pretty women, they feel invisible. Funny thing is, they even made the rules themselves that "no man…

Sadly, I have to agree. In the horrid roast busters case in NZ, they had video tapes, a FB page, a whole group of raped 14 year olds, and two years of investigation. And guess what? They all walked free. ALL of them.

The cops will shrug. A threat is just that, a threat. He has not done anything, so there is nothing they can act on. Besides, they will claim she is just too sensitive, and that it means he has a crush on her. I know of women who were followed and stalked, ran into police stations full of fear, and went through worse…

It makes me mad that I cannot look at cat pictures while at work.

Husband told me they gave him stink eye at the hardware store when he bought the "soft and silky lined gloves for women" in pink and large instead of the "durable, sweat absorbing gloves for men" in dark blue, from the same company. His reasons? "Shit has to stop", and "the pink ones were two dollars cheaper at the…

It kind of reminded me what one of the EXIT-people in germany told me about the true belief of the higher-ups of the Nazis: Aryans are descendants of the Atlanteans, and have magic abilities like lycanthropy and so on...I forgot about it, it was from an interview with Felix Benneckenstein or someone else from Exit…

"a date with the other boyfriend". She has a purple vibrator she calls "her other boyfriend".
Still better than Suzie, the talking plastic-P*** (fleshlight), who is his other girlfriend.

If someone needs more of unnecessary sexy ads, here are a few pinterest boards:

Martial artist here, too. When I trained contact, most of the guys were overconfident or just not able to imagine an opponent would go for the balls. I ALWAYS went for the balls, because I was a midget compared to most other dudes in Wushu. I also love upward nose grips or beneath the armpit, its easy to reach from…

Look at Morticia and Gomez. Now that is a marriage that works. Both make an effort. On all the levels.