Reminded me of that time where a mom (drunk as hell) did not mind that her 5 year old daughter was asleep underneath our bar-table at 10 pm at a karaoke place. We asked friendly if it would not be better for the daughter to sleep at home, instead of our table, because we were worried that we might hit her or…

Yeah. When I was six, I woke up because something tickled me...turned on the lights and I screamed. The ants had decided that they needed to build a trail across my bed, across my belly...Still hate them for that.

The biggest and important difference is what she says: did you mother tell that she hated you, or that she regretted having children? It is very important.

For example: my mom hated my dad. She had to marry him, even though she had a different BF at the time. She told me. Do I resent her for that? No. I know I would…

The top one looks like a greatparty with lots of nibbles, alcohol and music.

Uhm...you do not know how an abusive relationship develops? How the victim is told to be unlovable and disgusting, a wuss, and not worthy? how the victims will be shamed into silence, or threatened into silence (I will kill you, your mother, your dog, your child, etc), or are completely dependent on their abuser? (no…

I even got my picky husband Sobek to eat anchovies on his pizza. (Kiwis do not understand the idea of salami as a topping)

Oh yes. I also had to get used to the difference between chard and silver beet, and that there are only pawpaws in NZ, and no papayas. And the pronunciation at the vowel loss of some of the words...well, you learn something new any day. Good on ya, ta.
At least they had the brilliant idea to serve pancakes with banana…

Yay, and next he will claim it was not him who did this, it was his MMA character alias, like war machine did.

I kind of get the ketchup one, but no salt? How many chefs did I encounter who NEVER tasted what came out of their kitchen? I remember one of my favorites, a pizza where the tomato sauce was just tomato passata straight out of the can, and there was no salt in the dough, either.
I am a German, I need my high salt…

Put it on hot dogs, and add curry powder. It is delish, and the Germans know that for forever. (look up currywurst)

Douchecanoe amd Twatwaffle are are both copyrighted swear words of Jezebel. We have some more, if you need them.

Can I get those gifs, please? I need them fore....err....research....

We just ran into server-fatigue two days ago: a group of us went out to dinner in a fancy latino restaurant, where there are only sharing dishes. Thing is: two are allergic to shellfish, one is celiacs, and we have one vegan (she is Hindu, i think) and one who goes vegetarian, because she is Muslim and unable to trust…

Laughing is a defense mechanism. I laugh because I feel uncomfortable and want to get out of situations without having my face broken. I also laugh because I think "this can't be happening", because some stuff is just surreal.
Laughing is trained, because laughing shows your opponent that you are not serious, not a…

Dr. Nerdlove. Go and show him this guy. He covers all the themes. Even how to be a feminist PUA, how to build up confidence, the difference of catcalls and hellos, ALL THE THINGS about being a decent male being when facing women.

I cannot wait for all the fun because I just got married four weeks ago and I kept my name. And I will dare someone to forget my doctor title.
I will demand that my name is DR. Sechmeth, Goddess of revenge and eater of all noms, Not Ms. Sobek, wife of Sobek, God of testosterone and maker of awesome steaks.
At least…

Clerks-like, set in the 80s, about Pam and Eric working at the video rental...

I think it is more interesting that most of the verbal abuse against men online consists of things like "fag" "pussy" and other gems that all fall under the sad fact that these guys are calling other men women.

I find it particularly interesting that misogyny bear says that he was not interested in having sex with her, and THEN accuses her of playing hard to get...make up your mind!

The rules are different for men and women. My WuShu teacher explained it like this:
"As a guy, you need to de-escalate. That means, step back, tell your opponent that you do not want trouble, and warn him that you will defend yourself if necessary.
As a woman, step in as close as possible, head high, dare him. This is…