Where is the mandatory Yo dawg pharases from X-zibit

UAZ 469 Period!

@Gordonfan817: Agreed

@therealkroysc: Isuzu Trooper is not a bad truck at all, but you have to be outside the US to find that out. I personally drive a Bighorn (Trooper) with a 3.1TD . Gets me 25mpg and carries 7 tows as much as i would like without hesitating. Its always the US buyers who get screwed, instead of getting well screwed cars.

I am ashamed of you Matt for not knowing that LC79 is not an old truck. Yes that design has been in production for a long time, but the erctangular headlight design is 2-3 years old max.

Thank you Jalopnik for reminding me once again that i am poor.

@Meat Robot, commenting apprentice: That is exactly what Ford Transit Connect is for. Beside you dont have to be worried about your paintings being unprotected.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Since when do they sell defenders as luxo vehicless? and where that place is?

@cobrajoe: wow THAT IS HILLARIOUS lol

Actually i heard that DONGFENG makes this(Crazy Soldier ha ha) under the license of AM general. If that is true, i dont understand why didnt they just copy it 100%. Those headlights are FUGLY.

@RamblinReck89: Still not happy that i sold my 2000 ES. If i get rich in near future i will pay whatever money to have that car back.

@Roberto G.: Me three

Make it a WAGON and i will be camping outside a FORD dealer

@Maxichamp: I wouldn't be surprised if FOX deos it.

BREAKING NEWS Tonight at TEN on FOX news: We go behind scene to reveal the bomb makers in Gaza strip stay tuned!

If i had 17k i would buy this car without even blinking. I mean look at it! drooooooooooooooooooolllllllll

@7shades: Agreed, when i was in Cali i had KP and i was allowed only one doctor visit per 6 months or something like that i cant really remember. And it clearly states that they wont cover if you get in a accident while racing someone or while intoxicated. Isn't that what insurances are for?

@meatbag_pussrocket: I know there are more kinds of taxes as well but i just took the most common on as an example

@Toof_75_75: I see what you did there LOL well in my defense speaking 5 languages has its misshaps sometimes i get things confused a lot

@Jim-Bob- Living in Project House Hell: Well our taxes are at 5%. I fractured a bone last month and did not pay a dime towards anything. I have lived in CALI for 5 years where the tax is 7.5% at the lowest and still had to pay 100$ a month for the health insurance. And that didnt even cover vision and oral.