And somehow the league will suspend a Blues player for this.

Can’t believe he got Kruk to pose for that photo.

What about the lemmon cakes? Does he have lemmon cakes?

Well, if there's one thing we know about Stan Kroenke, it's that he would NEVER jeopardize his team's long-term viability in exchange for some flashy prospect, so we can just rule that out.

Not the first time.

Helluva drug.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

The 80s dominated with Action Movies. Never to be surpassed in any decade.

One reason and one reason only made the 80's great...cocaine.

Because you’re a grown man and you look fucking ridiculous.

Yes—you were given two hands, use them pussy.

Any and God damnit I mean any—grown man that brings a glove to a game needs to be dragged out on the field and whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

David Barkes