And somehow the league will suspend a Blues player for this.

Can’t believe he got Kruk to pose for that photo.

What about the lemmon cakes? Does he have lemmon cakes?

He needs to get to work on Titanic 2: The Electric Boogaloo.

Is there a Chrome extension that blocks articles which give the appearance of a listicle but are actually just an embedded video from an outside source that I don’t want to watch?

We trade stories about the different psychiatric medications we’ve tried.

Well, if there's one thing we know about Stan Kroenke, it's that he would NEVER jeopardize his team's long-term viability in exchange for some flashy prospect, so we can just rule that out.

Not the first time.

Ummmm...so where is this AMAZING footage?

Helluva drug.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

The 80s dominated with Action Movies. Never to be surpassed in any decade.

One reason and one reason only made the 80's great...cocaine.

Because you’re a grown man and you look fucking ridiculous.

Yes—you were given two hands, use them pussy.

Any and God damnit I mean any—grown man that brings a glove to a game needs to be dragged out on the field and whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.