Drew,

Looks like Bill Murray.

Why is his oldest going to an out-of-state college? Does anyone in this entire family possess any common sense?

Amazing that Letterman never thought to crush a hockey puck with a press. He did this a number of times back on Late Night in the 80s (along with a steamroller, wrecking ball, and a 5 story tower). Great stuff

I read all of this and watched the videos. I still have no idea what the fuck is going on.

It’s only soccer people, not a real sport. Try to remember this and not get so crazed about it.

His history in the comics is with cell regeneration treatment. It’s a fair bet that as well as his extremely tough body, he has at least a low-end kind of regeneration, which would prevent CTE (in theory).

How many times does he get hit in the head? I’m assuming any shot to the head would at least cause his head to snap back and his brain to bounce against his skull. At what point does he develop CTE?

I once found a live mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer, eh.

Anyone? Even Stephen Hawking?

It’s soccer people. Let’s save the overreactions for real sports, please.

Hawkeye has some explaining to do...

Well, he was very well hung...

I don’t remember where I found this, but it’s one of my rotating backgrounds for my computer, and I feel it should be one of yours too.

Nice. But it doesn’t beat this...

I am spinning in my grave.

Boom! Head sh...ah, shit!

He is right. Beard, Mullet, Ginger, and afro on the same team, introduced one after another. I’ve never seen that before. Genius level.