Rae Carruth

At least throw a slice of pizza with the beer!

Now is not the time for petty gotcha articles. We should all be focusing on praying for a full recovery for my all-time favorite Laker.

Blue Moon, you saw me lying alone.

Also heartening: that someone finally shot something in goddamn landscape mode.

& MOMPOV doesn’t even make sure all their female leads have kids.

ECG doesn’t even pretend to use “college” girs anymore.

Arizona State University. Brought to us by the letters E, C, & G.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

Next, the inevitable disappointment of this season will have Bills fans mimicking Chris Benoit’s finishing move.

This is the stupidest and best joke I have seen this week.

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)

Uriah kicked and Gegard went down in a Heep

Everything I learned about getting in shape, I learned from the Big Bad Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

“Too late, it’s mine.”

If only he had brought a glove, he could’ve been like this guy at last night’s Marlins/Mets game.

After giving Alex Rios that nice tribute, the stadium employee tried to take it back.