Penn State sucked a little less once Sandusky was locked up.

I.K. not gonna work here anymore anyway.

Bill Cosby: 2016 Vamderbilt commencement speaker.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

Just ask Leonard Little.

#BestJudgesInFootball

1 million percent correct. Also their hot dogs are good.

Mocking a charity isn’t 20% nicer.

Bore us like Beckman.

Considering the Nationals used to be the Montreal Expos, you would think they would appreciate the humour.

Prince Fielder: “Hey, cool, we got Ham ...

Otherwise known as “The Shaggy Defense.”

Gay sex is a sport now? What’s the other one?

“Hey, did you know that Bol Bol’s name spelled backwards is Lob Lob?”

Awesome JFK impersonation young man.

After taping this segment, the middle seat committed suicide. R.I.P.

catz.

“I’m so sick of this fu——- bu——— you c—-.”

I liked the channel better when it was jjust "Sweet Caroline" and "America" on loop.