Sting, don’t visit him in the hospital. It’s a trap, you’ll get jumped by the rest of the Four Horsemen.

You betcha!

They’re all on drugs.

I gave you a star, but now I want to take it back.

Iron Mike Sharpens

Good!

Have baseball players play football. It will be better than the Pro Bowl.

Hey, they’re bringing back Battle of the Network Stars, so why not?

Hopefully he told Tchaikovsky the news.

Watching pros work a double-end bag dildo is a thing of beauty.

I don’t like that video where Jake is just sitting there primed to be hit by a foul ball.

Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

To keep players from getting checked from behind:

He seemed like a good dude when I met him 12 years ago. I had no idea who he was. Didn’t watch MMA.

Ron Mexico

They could always move back to Atlanta.

¿Qué?

Put them on The Amazing Race.

He works for Deadspin, so not gonna happen.