Sports.

But they have lemon cakes!

Show up to vote next time, shitwits.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Harambe.

Simmons Theory.

Dude was blowing a Smurf.

Amateur hour. /Bills fans

Stupid, sexy dinosaur.

And he’s still better than Trump or Clinton.

Former co-worker:

Legs with jizz.

Great nipple zoom at the end, though!

I like the part where they said “Dude!”

WOULD!

That sausage came from...

I’m still trying to perfect the Dutch Oven.

I’m SHOCKED that Dusty Baker mismanaged an important postseason game.

Labatt Blue. It needed the money.

How does a train run into a station? Don’t they run on tracks? Did someone move the tracks?