Check their Special Olympians too. I hear they have Super Tard Strength.

The first candidate to propose eliminating collegiate sports gets my vote.

When you factor size into the equation, that was the equivalent of Andre the Giant drinking 100 beers.

Kang would get arrested for that!

The BEST:

Fuck the overhead bins. I’m going to open an airline with no overhead bins. When I land in Vegas I want to get off the goddamn plane instead of waiting around for 80 million old people to get their shit out of the bin.

Law Newz, yes! M-O-O-N spells AIDS.

NERDS!!!!

Gawker will be bought for pennies on the dollar this year by the commies. Mark my word!

I quit for good 6 years ago using the advice in this book. Sometimes the writing is a little cheesy, and it is very harsh with its critiques of 12 step programs, but the book worked for me.

Harold about to go HAMM up in this motherfucker!

I don’t know who my father is, so I find your post insensitive!

Pound Me in the Ass insurance

And I also remember Eric Heiden from the 1980 Winter Olympics.

Probably Pirates beating the O’s in the World Series and next would be Miracle on Ice. Born in 1972.

People are really crying that this guy went to a game and grabbed some balls? Grow the fuck up, people.

Looking at that goal, I’m thinking Hart received a sack of money to throw the game.