Before you know it football, basketball, and hockey seasons will be over and it will be time for the Phillies and baseball season.

Whoever wins the NFC Least should pull a college move and decline their postseason invite.

Airing of grievances? Is it Festivus already?

Music media is especially terrible. You’ve gotta really be a insufferable dick to try and convice people that Father John Misty is anything but ironic hipster pussy bullshit.

CONMEBOL? Any relation to MANUTEBOL?

Should have used a tomahawk.

Where does the money come from? I’ve neve heard anyone ever say, “hey put the big track meet on the TV” or “let’s roadtrip to go see that big track meet”

I don’t think that is a proper referee kit.

Video was OK. But it really needed two people going at it doggy-style in the background to be great.

Neither of you are currently banging Lindsey Vonn.

Nothing better than a whiny article from bartenders/servers. It’s a toss-up between who is more self-important: them or stay-at-home moms.

I’ll go to a farmers’ daughters market.

I do this with babies. But instead of the box, I just shake ‘em directly.

The Marvel Universe needs to implement PED testing.

Probably because of the outright lies fed to the public during the Mike Brown, Vonderitt Myers, and Antonio Martin situations.

Who was the jabroni who no-sold the Stunner?

Uh, it’s still set in the same world as the other Fallout games. Why would it look any different?

That’s not what I meant when I ordered a hot dog.

At least he wasn’t killed by a teammate.

This guy is still a thing?