I like the grandma yelling “OH MY GOD!”

Hidden phallus.

This guy looks like he’s beating off to phone porn.

JHTFC,

I was there! I was part of history!

Penn State sucked a little less once Sandusky was locked up.

I.K. not gonna work here anymore anyway.

Contracts are a ripoff. Just buy the phone and go with a low-cost provider.

Bill Cosby: 2016 Vamderbilt commencement speaker.

Just ask Leonard Little.

#BestJudgesInFootball

Looks like they grafted a potato onto the end of his wrist.

Fore! I shoulda yelled Two.

This is one example where I wished the cops would have put a bullet in his head.

Um, no. Lion’s Choice > Arby’s

Bore us like Beckman.

“He’s gonna PUKE!”

Considering the Nationals used to be the Montreal Expos, you would think they would appreciate the humour.