^ dude.

Nah, I think the "groper" takes the cake here.

The only condom that's ever broken on me was a Trojan. Ended up on a 4AM drive to the nearest 24-hour Walgreens (2 hours away because I was on vacation). Good times.

lol

^boosh

To this day, every time I see a big red drum like one in the game, all I can think is: Gravity Gun.

People are not exaggerating its merits. No way.

^yep

The fact that you got "bored" with this game gives me an insight to how uncreative, unappreciative and short-sited you are. You can dislike this game for many reasons, but your being bored was (I hate to say it) a lacking only on your part.

Slow fights and weak-feeling guns?!

I think a the main reason for our being upset is that their complaints are half-assed and lazy. "This game's old," "yeah it was good but whatever" or "Gordon Freeman doesn't talk so it's dumb" don't really get to the point about what was wrong with HL2. Certainly it had some problems, but no one seems to ever discuss…

God thank you for saying this.

One of the best parts about HL2 is that it doesn't feel old. It feels like a PC game certainly, but to call it old is just, well.... wrong.

Just. Scroll. Past it.

Well put, sir. There are quite a few misses, but the hits have me laughing in tears.

How about trying your hand at the worlds shortest commercial runway?

Could anyone recommend some fiction that is in this general vein? I guess you would call it horror-fantasy, but I'm not sure. Whatever it is called, I really enjoyed the creativity of his stories and wouldn't mind reading a whole book like that. Thanks!

Can anyone recommend some fiction that is in this tone? I guess you would call it a sort of horror-fantasy, but what do I know? Well whatever it is called, I really enjoyed the creativity of his work and would not mind reading a whole novel in the same tone. Thanks!

Can anyone beat this?

FPS? TPS? It doesn't matter. Please just don't have Isaac talking anymore. When Isaac is all "Shit!" and "Oh my god!" it took away all of the feeling of isolation and tension that made the original Dead Space so good (and scary). YOU were Isaac and YOU were the one saying "OH SHIT!" when all the lights went out and…