One, summer tires don't hook up when it's cold out, two, how do people who witness such things remain silent as it unfolds before them? I would have be laughing at and judging the shit out of this clown real time.

As far as I'm concerned, the Boys at McLaren can go f**k themselves.

I want you all to look at this engine:

yes. It's a bit like trying to reduce drownings by redesigning the beach, rather than teaching swimming.

God I love what turbos can do to anything. You set something on fire next to a turbo, and it doesn't run away, it gets excited.

Yes, fuck 'em.

How is that different than a tractor trailer and the almost pointless mansfield bars?

Rear view mirrors being mandatory even when the car maker can afford to use cameras to better display what is going on on the back of the car with no dead zone.

I disagree with you My Imperial is nearly 6000 pound I don't need a separate license your idea is bad and you should feel bad just because a vehicle weighs A lot doesn't mean you should require a different license just to drive it in all honesty you it drives better than most new cars I believe you shouldn't have…

I keep my "regular" wooden spoons for when I want to taste a sauce or something, but I really should chuck'em. I'll use an immersion blender for most mixing tasks when possible and a fish spatula when I need to flip meats or pancakes. The spoon spatula does damn near everything else.

Yeah, it is, but I happen to have a Spoonula and that shit is legit. #teamspoonula

Yeah I know, too late to edit now. Regardless, both silicone cooking utensils are wicked useful.

Those filthy bastards at CR. Friends, remember the Samurai, and never forget it's undeserved assassination.

Russian Driver Finds A Body In The Road And Apparently That's ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The tires for this thing cost so much those might as well be little black $100 bills flying at the camera.

Cats, combined with buttered toast, make for great, clean, plentiful energy sources...

The garage is analogous to everything else Fieri does: it's the blandest, most broadly appealing version of "Wild & Wacky". It's what milquetoast 50-somethings see as "hip & with it".

Asking if he should bring his Jeep to the race is like asking if the owner of a '72 Monte should put 26 inch rims, or if the owner of a '63 Impala should get hydraulics, or if the owner of a new Camaro should make it a Funny car. It's not your decision. It's histruck to tune, customize, or ruin at his own discretion,…