I briefly thought it was called the “Oldclit Club” which I immediately assumed would be driven by older ladies looking for younger men to maul.

Everybody take cover!!!!!!

First BMW was a 1984 528e, had a ton of fun in that car. It wasn’t the quickest accelerating thing but it held speed in the turns very well. Unfortunately some shit bag pulled in front of me as I was getting off the interstate and it was totaled. I was able to drive it home but the insurance adjuster said it was a…

They fucked this all up. There should only be one headlight “popped” up at any one time. These cars winked at everyone back then when cocaine and loose morals ran the world.

Yeah, that’s why we thought it would be fun.

Different strokes fer different folks. I like a satisfying and solid shift when accelerating in a car or truck. Especially something sporty. The dsg in our 335is hammers it’s way up the gears at WOT all the while making a wonderful soundtrack of exhaust, intake and ignition interruption. I just don’t care for the…

I will never own a CVT equipped car. Those can stay on snowmobiles where they belong. I drove a 15' Maxima recently to see how it felt and it’s just not for me. My mother, who I am shopping cars for, asked if it had something wrong with it and told me to just turn around and take it back. The test drive made it 3…

Advertise the new one as front wheel drive until it needs the rear wheels to kick in for getting up a damp driveway or across a dry lawn to park for a local festival and has a built in carbon fiber DustBuster in the back for spilled cheerios and stale French fry removal.

One time when I was a kid I totally saw this cartoon cat and his mouse buddy run a car repair shop. If they were able to do it then any of these guys could do it. I mean, how hard can it be?

Cheap rides can be exactly what get you back on your feet. And sometimes on a first name basis with parts guys.

Not in my dreams. CP.

No need to add a bit of roof to the rear, people would still buy them just like people buy those dumb ass Chevy Avalanches and the really fucked up Cadillac version.

Chevy Avalanche. What the fuck purpose does that fill. They look real stupid have a dumb selling “feature”. Why? Why do people buy those. The Cadillac ones are even more stupid. Is the person shopping stuck not really wanting a Silverado but also not wanting to buy a Suburban so they buy one of them shit boxes.

Sounds like the wrong springs were sent out, the ones you got sound like HD ones for an XJ with a winch and winch bumper. Maybe try a different set of springs.

Half assed suspension lift returns half assed performance, in other news, water is wet and the pope wears a funny hat. More at 11. Here is Mark with the sports.......

To be honest I don’t think trying to push EVs onto people first is the best idea. The place that EVs should be going first is to commercial use. Companies like UPS, FedEx, USPS, and others that know exactly how far each vehicle goes each day would be the best way to cut down on emissions and fuel usage. As that…

What? Now your going to tell people that they have no right to take the vacations they want to? Wow. Good luck with that. What I do and where I go in my free time is of no business to anyone but my wife and our dogs. I have ~300 hours of PTO a year, I’m not spending it sitting around the house, that’s for sure.

At first glance I thought that was a picture of Mark Hamill holding a lightsaber behind his back and toasting something.

I found a one owner 65k mile 2010 A6 avant with a full service record. 2010 is the last year for the A6 wagon in N.A. And the only year to get the supercharged 3.0 V6. It has been problem free and with that motor it is loads of fun to drive. We’ve seen 28mpg on the highway. The best thing is it has no options on it,…

Hey now, I have two wagons. I am keeping there goodness alive the best I can.