That’s why it’s all over my couches, chairs and vehicle seats. Dogs don’t ruin it and it cleans easily.

And how the mirror folds flat and holds two little straws on each side for that morning commute pick me up.

And the constant replacement of bushings and, if you want it to work correctly, the springs if they have sagged. Great idea but lots of maintenance.

Most folks would probably try to get into the wrong car if they didn't have a remote to make it chirp/honk/beep they pay so little fucking attention to what they are driving let alone the components that make it. My sister in law didn't even know what kind of/size of the engine in her car. Folks are more interested in…

I'm headed to the art store fer some gold leaf for my throne this weekend.

I change the oil and service all of my vehicles. I'm quite picky on who puts a wrench to my rides and when I'm done I know it's done right. Been doing this for >20 years.

So, every Russian car has a dashcam and in this, decidedly NON-civilian situation, we see many phones held at chest level. How long until there are Russian Chestcam videos, they could use something like a harmonica holder.

And I'd never buy a refrigerator from them either....

They're like ants.

To ask the genie inside to not let this thing fucking crash or to just fix the oil leak.

My Adventure 990R has been down right reliable over the last 3 years just doing oil changes and one chain and sprockets because I enjoy that power whenever I can. I love this bike.

I always wanted to do a spoof video of The New Yankee Workshop with rough cuts from the actual show to jerky camera shots of a hair standing on end chain smoking Norm yelling at people, beating that episodes project with hammers and just general mayhem then rough cut back to a calm cool Norm showing just how easy that…

Looks like a Honda badge on its nose. Is this the new NSX? Hahahaha.

I was behind one of the four running under their own power last night.

There are rules in most states for maximum bumper height but even sitting stock, for now, my Suburban bumper would hit most low slung cars near the passenger head region, like if I hit my wife in her 335IS. The Burb is going to win off the factory lot and in my state I can raise it to 29" from the ground 😱. This…

An extended wheelbase Tahoe is a Suburban.

At 75mph if I fold in the mirrors the MPG read out on my Suburban jumps 3-4 mpg. I've been thinking of putting a small HD camera in the ends and putting a small monitor in each corner so I can run the highway using a bit less fuel. Still have to turn yer head to be sure lanes are clear before a change but it would…

Don't pull in front of one of these.

More laws for every-fucking-body. Waaaaaaaaa, everyone should drive the same small car or walk I guess. Maybe if people fucking drove their vehicles with out a phone glowing from their crotch or even having an INTENSE conversation on the hands free and were ,you know, paying attention there may actually be less…

The last was heard he's somewhere in northern Arkansas.