I generally don't say anything to people when I here that shit myself but my wife and I work at hospitals and we get sick of hearing how when _____ person is in surgery the family is outside saying it will be fine he/she is in gods hands. Then pull the surgeon and his support staff outta there and let god do the…

I'd love an old Fiat 500 with a beautiful sounding Ducati motor crammed into the back of it. A Ducati powered Caterham would be a hoot as well.

NP all day long. This would be a riot for commuting or hauling my mountain bike to the trails.

I had an 84 in blue, yes I would drop the coin on this rust free beauty in a minute if I could. F&*K. I have to go look at how much I can pull out of the bank now. Road trip.

I was brought up in a religious home, I went through the Sunday schools and all the other classes and crap to be a good blah blah blah. I SOOOOOOOO agree with George Carlin all the way. I don't know how folks buy into that shit and, funny enough, my own mother has come to her senses and has turned from that nonsense…

I was trying to be nice. She's foul.

I dropped out of high school and went on to make >75k a year doing grading and excavating and heavy construction, I made that for roughly 10 years or so after working my way up to the good dough. Then 2008 happened and construction fell flat and I started to have problems with an arthritis that runs in my family so I…

I NEVER would have known that was back there, an aged Sarah Jessica Parker chasing after a car. That's Fu%&ing scary.

Why oh why do these worthless piles of excrement keep getting these chances? I bust my ass week in and week out and would love to have a crack at having a sweet ride but real life gets in my way and, like a responsible person, I pay my bills and carry on saving a little here and there so one day I can buy a used fun…

It's not that all of them are older or outdated if you turn up the fuel on them they will smoke. It's not optimal to have a lot of smoke going out the tailpipe as that is unburned fuel burning as it goes through the exhaust. If a diesel is smoking hard after turning up the fuel then it is not getting enough air in…

I dropped a log just a little bit ago. Should I write a song?

I parked my 999 any where I needed to go and I will park my current Duc, a Multistrada, where ever I need to go. I didn't by it to look at in the garage, I bought it to ride.

I disagree, but agree with Homer below. I had a set on my turbo diesel truck, boost and EGT gauge. With Diesels you need to keep an eye on the EGT's or you can melt a piston(s). Its also nice for watching the EGT's drop after I got to where I was going so I could shut my truck down and not have a 1200 degree turbo…

Was meth involved in these "modifications"?

C'mon, I have one on the transfer case lever in my slightly raggedy Suburban. Sheesh, "white trash". ;)

OH GOD, my morning was off to a good start.

I drive an older somewhat loud Suburban and I've had, on two occasions, prius drivers straddle lanes and try to hold me at their planet police 25mph limit. On both occasions I wanted to run them fuckers off the road or into the next good sized oak tree. Then you see these tards on the highway doing 90mph probably…

I'll still take the Cat 797F, the problem with the Titan is you would be in the cab frantically trying get it running but it don't have a motor in it anymore. I ran heavy equipment for 15 years, a smaller 6 wheeled off road 40ton dumper would be way better.

Those are Caterpillers though...Nice choice as they are true mechanical drive not diesel electric like the other large mining trucks. 3370Hp V20 and a rear mounted 7speed automatic, rear mounted for better handling ;) Just cover the bed and use it so you have enough fuel to get to the next refinery to fill back…

My buddy had an old K-car in high school that he beat the shit out of. It never gave in and if we couldn't get through a rough patch of ground when off road he would turn the car around and hammer through in reverse. We had a lot of fun in that crazy ass car.