Hope your dog feels better... Hopefully you’ll read the below. If you’d rather not spend the time, we can end it here...

Forgive the colloquialism: Churchill was asking with a sense of great urgency.

OK I believe you when it comes to trolling. Thing is, some facts are simply facts. If you read the official correspondence, Churchill was practically begging the Americans to enter the war.

I’m not getting sucked into a debate on Brexit. However— though I acknowledge you may simply be trolling— I’d like to call attention to the fact that your post contains one glaringly inaccurate, pseudo-historical narrative pertaining to WWII:

Best line of the season, I think.

Yes, thank you for making sense!

Stories like this instantly turn me into an awe-filled little kid.

As a former Yale athlete (male), I can corroborate this. I walked on to a team during my freshman year there. Took me a month or two to realize what went on in that environment. I finished the year because I’d committed, but then walked right off.

Worth noting that Chinese BO numbers are often seen to be suspect.

Hey Discombobulated - if you’re reading these comments—

Watching him lose his shit is pretty entertaining. He writes well in English for a Russkie. I’ll give him that.

...From your perch in the Russian Disinformation Bureau.

I wish I had the smarts to understand this— because it sure looks cool.

I was hoping it was gonna shred Lindsay Lohan or something. But I guess she hasn’t been a star in like, forever.

Wrong as usual. I hate terrorists. I also hate propagandists like you— though not quite as much.

Since everything you’ve just typed is BS, I’d say you’re right. You don’t understand geopolitics. Neither do the Russian media hacks who pay you to slang this BS and slander other countries in the name of the Putin PR machine. Have a nice day.

Well said. But there’s no convincing a paid Russian media stooge.

Sure, because Syria is the brass ring all those countries want. Way to slang the nonsense. At least you’re keeping the rest of us in stitches.

From your screen in Moscow or wherever you live in the Urals.

You write well in English, Ruskie. Very entertaining stuff. Even if it is all BS.