Wow, the Counselor. You took it THERE. Man, that is harsh. Not saying I disagree. Just HARSH.

Say HELLO to my little friend.

"...the steamer would drag the shoveler under, then resurface and continue beating the tar out of it as the female watched. At one point he shuffled over to her, but after 30 seconds returned to his victim and punched the poor critter 15 to 20 more times. "He then released the limp body of the shoveler," wrote…

One big ass bunny rabbit

Good thing there's no such thing as global warming. I was getting worried there for a sec.

Me too! Except my dog took a crap. But same result! These people are SO STUPID!

Wish you could offer a few specifics. I understand why you might not be able to share... But man, sounds like you could provide some invaluable insight if you'd find a way to include a few deets.

Then there are those who get it but are just disingenuous. Which is worse— moron or con man? Hmmm.

By way of Tijuana, no doubt.

Yes. But since wayyyy before Raygun.

Sea cucumber, anyone?

Sea cucumber, anyone?

YES! Finally. Took you guys long enough.

As a man who'd never take a dick pic let alone send one, I'm curious to know if any women even find them attractive? If so under what circumstances? Because it seems like such a creepy thing to do. I've been married since before the sexting epidemic began, but am wondering what I'd have done if a woman had sent me a…

Wow, JJ. Just wow.

Agreed.

I went to school with a bunch of them too. (Also, none from L'ville...). Agree entirely with your assessment of them.

Not THE most elite HS. Among the most elite, maybe... I mean, Andover... Exeter... St. Paul's. Now you're talking elite. I will say this— in my experience the kids who went to the 3 I listed were all really smart, studious, and community-oriented. The kids I knew from L'ville... Not so much. Straight up douche.

1980s SNL skit waiting to happen.

Totally. From like 1968. Good call.