You mean like:

If you ignore the fact that:

Wait you think the Reapers were doing that for no reason whatsoever? You think it would be better with LESS information?

Translation:

This doesn't even sound remotely true.

The tension build up. That was better than most Michael Bay movies.

Actually don't think this is that bad. He found her attractive, he assumed she found him attractive (she waited for him after a show, she probably does), and by the looks of it he assumed she was over 18. Even if she wasn't, 16 is legal in both Scotland and that state.

Mods that change the game dramatically are great and all, but it forces you to just use that mod as it breaks with most others.

Well I had very little interest in the project beforehand and I have even less now.

Shouldn't it be *Died in a game*:

Goes nuts and demands Bioware changes it, complains to the BBB, screeches at them when they say they're going to extend it for free, votes EA the worst company in America.

That would be a more accurate comic.

Now I just really want to watch Tangled again.

Apparently Feraligatr is immune to Stun Spore AND Poison Powder.

I like how everyone seems to think Pixar was amazing until recently. Everyone's forgetting about "insurance company, fashion designer and the same lame boss battle appearing twice in the movie".

Or The Incredibles, as it's also known.

For some reason I feel scared.

Understood 98% of it. Being Scottish that's no surprise, but he was mumbling to make it more difficult to understand I assume.

What did I say that contradicts the article? Nothing? Oh snap.

Who would have thought "dismissed" has a different meaning from "ignored".

I like how he completely dismissed Commander Shepard. Most people know you can be a lesbian in that before they know what it's about.

Why are Ubisoft censoring the console version and not the PC version?

I honestly can't think why that would be the case.

Seeing as though you think "Oh right! Sorry, I see a lot of people through there. I don't remember giving you my last name, were you a little sleuth through the Hot Topic facebook page?", after plainly asking if she knew him, is "relief and welcoming", then I honestly think you might have Aspergers.

She asked if she…

Well he had this coming. She hit the nail right on the head there, everything she said was right.