1. Johnny Football

The "warm feelings for his hometown" bit falls a little flat considering his hometown called him a traitor, the Whore of Akron, and so forth. When he left there was the most hateful fan behavior I've seen this side of Steve Bartman. And it'll be the same thing again if he leaves and/or doesn't bring them their…

Miami fans don't even follow basketball for four quarters, let alone during the off season.

So Miami fans en masse are gonna burn his jersey in anger at the two championships he brought them?

Sooo... still a COCKSUCKER?

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

I think Steroids v. Segregation are an even advantage. But Ruth gets the bonus dude was a two-way player and the only reason Babe Ruth didn't win a Cy Young as a pitcher is the award didn't exist yet.

Hi. Have you met Mr. Ruth? Come this way, sir ...

Exactly. LeBron probably would have been thrilled to see the author's face instead of hers.

Welcome to America. Most people are reading this because they're bored, yet they find the material too boring to read.

The piece was clearly killed because it made Nike look terrible, not Lebron. The fact that the company had essentially commissioned and paid for the production of the piece in consort with a magazine which helped portray their CEO positively in the past pretty much supports this fact.

Seriously? It takes less than 10 minutes.

Nike killed the article, ESPN had nothing to do with it. It wasn't even written for an American publication.

This is a terrific essay that bears several readings. Reminds me of a David Foster Wallace's "How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart." I'm off to buy your book, sir.

Great piece. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Cheers!

I disagree. If anything the women are decoupage educated.

I love when coaches are traded for actual assets

I don't know much about Milwaukee but I think it's a pretty good place to get into single car accidents at 3 AM. He should have no problem fitting in.

They really do. I used those when I moved from Michigan to LA and it was amazing. But, because you can fit so much in, your bags can get very heavy!

May I please get a version of this written by a WOMAN? :)