“Former Vice President”. Not actually the thing you are looking for on the resume when you are looking for an actual president.

Tiffany who?

Jack Dorsey looks unwell. 

Loltrollno

Yep. She’s a competent no bullshit experienced woman originally from a red state with solid progressive policies a concise analysis and track record of getting things done.

It’s a win for everyone but the massive Healthcare/Insurance Industrial Complex. Who have the best lobbyists. 

She seems like a nightmare to work for. She has that in common with Trump and Putin. 

Lol this asshole. Again. 

Why does David Brooks care so much about the Democrats? Spoiler alert: he doesn't! He just thinks nobody understands concern trolling. 

And the whole description of women tied in cars... The fake concern about women reminds me about how many times George W Bush would bring up “rape rooms” as his justification for why we invaded Iraq. Why. Must. You. Always. Say. That?

This is a good take. 

Wtf is up with South Carolina and their love of digging holes?

You’re taking to a paid troll who posts nonsense. Hence the constant "all politicians are evil" note hit over and over again. 

Because they are reporting news you don't want to trouble your beautiful mind with?

Paidtrolollolololol boilerplate

He misspelled Skittles.

Wait did he say he’s going to provide Bookmobiles to underprivileged areas of Brooklyn? That’s your frigging charity for your vanity book???

No. That’s not how this works. If you reply to a troll and your comment gets so the stars (that’s what happened here) you’ve basically promoted a today BS argument that no actual person would make.

Oh noes! A candidate that will usher in regulations intended to keep Wall Street from imploding and improve the buying power of the American consumer by decreasing inequality.