Great piece. I suffered through the latter part of the Helms era and remember those nasty Hunt and Gantt Senate races and of course all the anti AIDS hysteria and government cruelty he stoked and supported.

Lol she totally sounded like Mink Stole too. Just unfortunately not a spoof. 

Why is he wearing a baseball hat with a labia on it?

Don’t even watch the video a local TV station did on this story then because you will need the whole tissue box once you hear him talk.

Pure and ON TIME. 

The fuck with all these Russian Troll accounts lol.

The eloquence of the Russian Troll really needs its own slim poetry volume. 

He didn't write anything out. It's called cut and paste. 

That’s because she’s not; she’s a showrunner.

It’s almost like nothing you say is true.

Beyonce is stratospheric in her stardom but when I get down to musical output I think the person who pound for pound makes the most enjoyable and versatile output is Rihanna. No matter what style she is doing I perk up when I hear her music. She can do things with *Drake* and I love it. She’s never boring and always…

I know Beyonce songs because they are catchy (and played to death) but I have no idea what her actual voice sounds like or have any emotional attachment to the music (although I know lots of people do!)

I’m guessing she doesn’t know.

She’s has decent plastic surgery and has become a totally non offensive avatar.

Nope, not a goomba. If anything he’s a goomba wannabe. Get your ethnic slurs right if you feel the need to engage in them.

Obama wore a tan suit. By far the worst stain on the US presidency.

Exactly.

LOL Diane Feinstein in that photo: “where my sluts at?!?”

That wasn’t the scenario. She said that if she was reacting angrily to someone doing something terrible, she would not roll her eyes - she’d simply directly tell them to fuck off.

So try again, the scenario isn’t:

rando fangirl: “hi”
super famous Oscar winning blonde: “fuck off”

it’s:

rando fangirl: “let me invade…