Hey Coughlin, what's that thing called that you do when a guy with no arms and no legs falls in front of your speeding, out-of-control blame-wagon?
Soon, the middlemen in these sex scandals will find themselves obsolete.
@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: All limp on that frigid rug.
But it's cool the way he intimidated people as far as getting into people's heads.
@Armen Tamzarian: And then he phal,anges he looked like a dork.
On the road all week and I come home to this shitstorm?
Idiot Rapscallions
@MarkKelsosMigraine: "For my people, mi amigo. For my people."
It comes with a certificate of authenticity and a picture of Brett...
If it is a distraction that will cause delays in creating a solid half-court game (and I believe it is) then the Heat'll still have trouble beating teams with 2-3 solid bigs that cause problems on the boards.
@FlakJack: That's not fair! Jack Johnson's not into famewhoring.
"Mendacious" is more formal and literary [than lying], suggesting a deception harmless enough to be considered bland.
@skahammer: Not a "sportswriter", but certainly the equivalent or better of Chuckie P., as a guest appearance.
It sure feels like this could last as long as the Ilgauskasocene period.
Those Visa guys are jackasses.
@InSinSeer: arrrggghhh, image fail
A Peter with a man, hanging.
@Same Sad Echo: The Family Circus Christmas Special would have us all committing random acts of malevolence far beyond #rantyrants.