Whenever I look at my wife's legs, I thank the game of tennis.

'Jerod’s piece proved to be mostly an analysis of possible reasons for Ibanez’s incredibly hot start (park factors, competition) that concluded with a lament about the inevitable PED speculation that would come. Cox, on the other hand, offered up counter-theories only in the most sarcastic, piece-of-shit-like way.'

@Silent Q: To be fair, they banked $7.5M in 2009, so were cash flow positive on an operating basis. After making a capital call for $36M in 2008 (ouch), primarily for signing bonuses (the pre-paid expenses unwound, so net-net not a big impact).

"i went to the trunk of my cart to get my black wiffle ball bat to try and put the fear of god in him..."

You'd think an organization that is all about keeping tabs would be better at it.

I really, really apologize from the bottom of my heart that I had to put the whole city, the fans, my teammates, everybody through what I put them though.

About time. He's been disturbing for years.

Then both graciously agree on their mutual culpability and move on.org is never born.

Now the situation has arrived at its most Grishamian point

The Rocket hung around the wrong people throughout his career

Ferdinand saw the flowers in all the lovely ladies' hair.

he doesn't give (know?) a birth year for little London

Jess wasn't watching. He was at gay marriage rally.

Confronted with the new study, [the NFL] agreed to add ex-players suffering from ALS to their 88 Plan.

@bighead82: Hell, I'm out-ranking you, roger, with my English Beat collection.

Balls Deep, sponsored by The Switch

police found a pipe and a baggie of marijuana in the car when they let the boy out.

You know, relegation is sounding better and better. Not even the announcers know how to win anymore.

@AzureTexan: ...and Virginia Beach provides the area its Animal Control Department.

Jared Swilley is happy that Music-to-my-ears Week is starting early.